Nakatomi Plaza

The Big Reveal

May 7th, 2006 by Dave

I’ve said it over at Eurekaman and I’ll say it again here… Nakatomi is a parody of all that’s wrong with Web 2.0.

How it all started

Des and I had been complaining to each other for quite a while about certain alarming trends in the global web 2.0 community, things that puzzled, frustrated and annoyed us both.

The first was that it seemed every week would bring another few sites that showed nothing but a logo, an ambiguous, buzz-word labelled slogan and a space for your email address. This seemed like the web’s new way of generating hype, but it seemed misguided. Why should you expect anyone to provide a piece of personal information without any sort of relationship with them? As Des says:

It’s like as if a girl comes up to you, and you refuse to tell her anything about yourself until she gives you her phone number. Then maybe you call her.

Companies like 37signals can get away with this as they have a relationship with a lot of people already. They have an interesting blog, some great products, and everyone seems to have an opinion of them. I know that when 37signals announce a new product, I want to hear about it, I want to check it out; when they put up one of these pages, I sign up. But why should I care about some unknown web company that has no form of relationship with me? Why am I expected to give my email address without being told anything useful beforehand, and maybe not even after?

The second was a more fundamental one. Many of the new web 2.0 products seemed like solutions in search of a problem. It might use some interesting techniques (like AJAX or tagging) but ultimately has no real use. You might sit down and try out the demo, only to sit back and think: “What’s the point?”.

In these products, it seemed that the focus was on “Web 2.0ing” their product and not on creating something useful. I mentioned this in my comments over at Rowan Nairn’s blog. Rowan means well, but this worrying trend makes it impossible to associate “Web 2.0ing” with developing a good product. Arial, AJAX and a pastel colour scheme do not a good product make.

Des sent me his first idea for Nakatomi, and I came up a design which I then revised taking in some other suggestions, like that of Nathan Smith to have some shiney reflections.

The Logo

It was from the phrase “Nakatomi” that the logo was born. We wanted it to tie in with Die Hard but not be too obvious a link. I did a Google image search for Die Hard. It was then that I saw the inspiration for our logo… the Die Hard DVD cover.

I took the cover of the DVD, traced the building proper and the flames, played with the colours, and came up with the current logo.

It only occurred to us later that it might seem to have some connection to 9-11 (which some people have thought we were going for; either that or celery on fire), but as it was a good logo we decided to go for it anyway. I don’t see why we should always associate buildings and explosions with the World Trade Center… it’s a long standing tradition in movies. See The Towering Inferno, Ghostbusters, Independence Day, or The Matrix Reloaded (and Die Hard of course) for examples.

I loved the explosion in the logo because it makes no sense… why would you have an explosion in a logo? It’s a concept which is almost guaranteed to be ridiculous.

The Problem with Parodies

The biggest problem with parodies is that sometimes your subject may do a better job than you at parodying itself. When Nakatomi first launched, we thought we’d managed to shape some good nonsense, create a page that described nothing and made good fun of the worst aspects of web 2.0. As we were trying to be a good parody, we tried to keep everything just beyond the bounds of credibility.

A few days letter, we get an email from a friend pointing us towards potential competitors… real web 2.0 companies that were using the same terms as us, in the same way.

Again and again we tried to push the boundaries of credibility, again and again we’d find another web 2.0 product which was our “competitor”. I believe this is why some people were taken in by some of our work. No matter how far we pushed the boundaries of credibility, it seemed that some real company was always there operating in that space.

We did our best to make it obvious we were a parody without being explicit… Project Pulsar, for example, makes absolutely no sense, and we were sure to point out Skypod’s SHIT Engine and to always include “web-version: 2.0;” in our CSS files. But the problem is that when you are parodying nonsense, and your parody is nonsensical, you run the danger of sounding authentic.

The Consequences

There have been some comments recently implying a potential backlash to the whole Nakatomi parody, that it’s “a very small world”, and that we might have a problem with being taken seriously in future. However, I agree with Des when he says:

If David or I ever develop a truly great piece of software while working for ourselves, I don’t believe that Nakatomi will stand in its way. You can always tell the good software apart from the hyped up fluff because you use it and it works. I use pxn8 for that exact reason. I accept that I will never be able to generate that much hype again without backing it up with a good product. I am okay with that, I don’t intend to develop another parody product any time soon.

If anything, I think it means that we will be judged by a higher standard of quality than others, and we’re okay with that.

As for me, it’s worked out pretty well so far. I had an interview on Friday for a 3 month contract position; the guys there saw the funny side of it and said it was like “bullshit bingo to the next level”. I start next week.

The Future

We have more great stuff in the pipeline. Stay tuned!

Commentary

Dermod Moore wrote a great article recently on Nakatomi which is definitely worth a read.

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Announcing Skypod

April 29th, 2006 by Dave

Tonight represents another milestone in the life of Nakatomi… the announcement of Skypod, our ground-breaking mashup of Skype, podcasting, and the semantic web.

With Skypod, you can record all of your conversations. Listen to them on your iPod. Publish them on your website or company intranet. Organise them by subject manually or let our amazing Takagi analysis engine do it for you.

You can find out more about Skypod at the Skypod site.

We were recently featured on the Web 2.0 Ireland blog, but we were surprised that they did not invite us along to their recent event — we actually only found out about it only through Des’s contacts in academia. Work on Skypod kept us away this year, but judging by the blog posts and some of the exhibitors it seems like an amazing event. Hopefully we’ll be able to attend next year!

It’s been an amazing year so far for Nakatomi, and it promises to get even better! Keep reading for more literally unbelievable announcements!

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Check Check Check Check Check Check Check

April 3rd, 2006 by Des

According to SitePoint, there are 7 ingredients necessary for a successful web 2.0 company. The good news for you, the Nakatomi faithful, is that we have all seven, in abundance, and we’re gonna share it with you guys.

A hot idea ~ Well, anyone who has seen our whiteboard knows that our ideas are hotter than hell, and innovative to boot!
A cool name ~ Nakatomi was originally a japanese town, but got merged with another town to form a city. Hence it exists only in spirit, like our software.
A trendy site design ~ I can personally take claim for the cool name, but the deliciously lickable site design you see here is the work of web designer David E. Barrett. Needless to say, he is excellent at designing sites.
A blog ~ you’re reading it, DUH!
Syndication ~ We’ve got more syndicates than the New York lottery, community based syndication is our focus, which brings me nicely to #6
A community focus ~ We’re entirely focussed on YOU, our users, our beta testers, our readers, and our fans.
An Open API ~ It’s currently in a private alpha, but believe me, we put the “Fuckin A” in API.

We’ll be in touch soon with news regarding the launch of Nebula. We’re also planning to eat Kebabs soon and meet up with anyone who wants to talk to us about our company. Dates aren’t confirmed yet, but the Venue is Zaytoons.

Until then folks, keep reading, keep cool, and stay Nakatomi.

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Bought by Yahoo?

April 1st, 2006 by Dave

Apparently we, along with ever everything Web 2.0, have been bought by Yahoo!. I can’t wait until Monday, when I go down to the bank, withdraw it all in 20s and start using my new cash swimming pool.

In a more serious note, we are still looking for people for Project Pulsar. If you think you’re the right person, by all means leave a comment.

Posted in Humour 2.0 | 4 Comments »

Pulsar

March 27th, 2006 by Dave

A little something we snapped in the office..

Click for full-sized version

Announcing our most ambitious project to date: Project Pulsar. Everything you need to know is in that diagram.

To facilitate the growth of the Pulsar platform, we are hiring. We’re looking for people who’ve worked on projects similar to Pulsar before.

Show us that you’re web-savvy; post a comment telling us what you can contribute and how you see the Pulsar project heading.

Bonus points for those who can tell us how Pulsar relates to the principle of “managed code”.

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Nebula: Teaser

March 19th, 2006 by Des

Set to launch this week, here is a pre-alpha screengrab of Nakatomi Nebula ~ Browsing Redefined.

We will let you all know once the product is ready, until then, find a comfortable space on the edge of your seat!

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Nakatomi Nebula

March 7th, 2006 by Des

Nebula ~ All you want, when you want it, where you want it, and then some.

Nakatomi Nebula is arriving soon. With Nebula, we’ve developed something that will allow everyone to be a part of the second generation of the internet. Thus far, web 2.0 and its products have been popular only with the Internets technorati, we wanted to change that, and Nebula is what we developed to achieve it. Imagine a product that allowed everyone from your gardener to your grandparents to leverage the power of the world wide web! We don’t imagine, We deliver.

Currently in its final round of usabililty testing in the labs, Nebula will be here soon. Invites will be limited as per usual, so be sure to check early and often to make sure you’re on board.

Until then, take care of yourself, and each other.

Des

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Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs

March 5th, 2006 by Des

Hi everyone,

Welcome to the Nakatomi Plaza. This is your insight into the goings on in Dublins most exciting web 2.0 company. Here you can read about our latest product develpments, and our experiences in the day to day running of a start up company. Dave will document the scraps he’s been having with the lighttpd server and the Ruby on Rails development environment and you’ll also be treated to some light humour 2.0 along the way.

Until then, please help spread the word…

Nakatomi : Throw away your dictionary, we’re redefining everything…

All the best,

Des & Dave